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\"Don't Need You To (Tell Me I'm Pretty)\" (entitled \"I Don't Need You To\" on the UK and Japanese album re-issues) is a song by Irish singer Samantha Mumba. The single was released exclusively in the United States as Mumba's third single, and as the fifth overall single from her debut studio album Gotta Tell You (2000) on 4 September 2001. \"Don't Need You To (Tell Me I'm Pretty)\" was also the official second single to be released from the original motion picture soundtrack to Legally Blonde. The song peaked at number 20 on the US Billboard Hot Singles Sales chart.
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A9.com was a subsidiary of Amazon that developed search engine and search advertising technology. A9 was based in Palo Alto, California, with teams in Seattle, Bangalore, Beijing, Dublin, Iași, Munich and Tokyo. A9 had development efforts in areas of product search, cloud search, visual search, augmented reality, advertising technology and community question answering.
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