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The Life Acoustic is an album by American musician Everlast, composed of re-recordings of his previous songs performed on acoustic guitar. It was released on August 27, 2013 via Martyr Inc Records/EMI. Recording sessions took place at Martyr Inc Studios. Production was handled by Evelast himself with co-producer Joe Reiver, additional producer Bryan Velasco and co-executive producers Ivory Daniel and Kevin Zinger. The album peaked at number 102 on the US Billboard 200, number 67 on the Swiss Hitparade and number 98 on the GfK Entertainment charts.
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Claude Ouimet was a Canadian actor best known for his role as the villainous character Blob in the movie X-Men: Apocalypse.
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