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James Mawawi is a Ugandan politician and a member of Ugandan Parliament representing Adjumani East County. He was elected to the parliament on the ticket of National Resistance Movement (NRM). In the eleventh parliament, he serves on the Committee on Presidential Affairs.
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{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
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