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Tiverton Rugby Club is a rugby union club based in the town of Tiverton, Devon, England. The club plays at Coronation Field, and as of the 2024–25 season competes in the level six Regional 2 South West league and the Devon Intermediate Cup. It is considered to be the oldest rugby club in Devon.

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Sarah French Russell is an American lawyer and academic who serves as a United States district judge of the United States District Court for the District of Connecticut.

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