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J. Clifford Hudson is an American business executive best known for serving as chairman of the board and chief executive officer of Oklahoma City-based Sonic Corp. He also served as a trustee of the Ford Foundation and is a past chairman of the board of the National Trust for Historic Preservation.
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Ernest Van \"Pop\" Stoneman was an American musician, ranked among the prominent recording artists of country music's first commercial decade.
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Swedish county roads are roads with road numbers from 100 and upwards in Sweden. The Swedish coun