{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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