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Helena, born Olympias, was a daughter of the Norman duke of Apulia, Robert Guiscard, and the Lombard noblewoman Sikelgaita. From 1074 until 1078, she was the fiancée of the Byzantine co-emperor Constantine Doukas.
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Golf Resort Tycoon is a business simulation computer game developed by Cat Daddy Games and published by Activision Value in 2001.
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Paul Ragnvald Paulson (1858–1926)