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'Clivia' is a German apple cultivar. It was created at the Institut für Acker- und Pflanzenbau of Müncheberg, in Märkisch-Oderland in eastern Germany, which at that time was in the German Democratic Republic. It is a hybrid of 'Geheimrat Dr. Oldenburg' and 'Cox's Orange Pippin'. It was reported as a new variety in 1964 and 1965; it was parent of a new cultivar, 'Pinova', in 1965.
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The Love & Sex Tape is the second EP by Colombian singer Maluma. It was released on June 10, 2022 through Sony Music Latin, while the deluxe edition was released on August 19, 2022 with three additional songs. It was produced by The Rude Boyz and has collaborations with Jay Wheeler, Lenny Tavárez, Chencho Corleone, Arcángel, De la Ghetto and Feid, while the deluxe edition also features additional collaborations with Dalex and Brray. The EP includes 8 songs in its standard edition and 11 in the deluxe edition, of which 5 are the singles: \"Cositas de la USA\", \"Mojando Asientos\", \"Nos Comemos Vivos\", \"Tsunami\" and \"28\".
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