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Adams Township is one of fourteen townships in Morgan County, Indiana, United States. As of the 2010 census, its population was 1,194 and it contained 502 housing units.
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\"No Looking Over My Shoulder\" is a song recorded by American country music artist Travis Tritt. It was released in January 1999 as the second single and title track from the album No More Looking Over My Shoulder. The song reached #38 on the Billboard Hot Country Singles & Tracks chart. The song was written by Michael Peterson and Craig Wiseman.
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