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Pär Arlbrandt is a Swedish former professional ice hockey forward, who last played for HV71 in the Swedish Hockey League (SHL).
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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
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Sally in Our Alley is a 1927 American silent comedy drama film directed by Walter Lang and starring Shirley Mason. The film is considered to be lost.
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